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I'm Emma. This blog is a whimsical collection of pictures, stories, random clips of writing and a lot of sarcasm. I like coffee, Disney, weddings, poetry and Jane Austen. I'm going to school to be a Sexologist, you have been warned!
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I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 74,595 notes
c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 16,542 notes

HIS FOOT WORK 

HIS FOOT WORK 

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 383,785 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
1 day ago on September 1st | J | 105,647 notes
1 day ago on August 31st | J | 129,301 notes
1 day ago on August 31st | J | 108,424 notes

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 128,412 notes

latinosexuality:

note, there is no racial, ethnic, class, basically intersectional analysis and this is very heteronormative research.

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 32 notes

Will I be something?
Am I something?

And the answer comes:
You already are.
You always were.
And you still have time to be.

Anis Mojgani, “Here I Am” (via contramonte)
2 days ago on August 30th | J | 1,300 notes

thislstherealryanross:

real nostalgia.

all the songs that got you through your seventh grade emo phase.

[listen]

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 40,147 notes